The best part about having a dog is that you don't get bored. Or in my case, I always have something to talk about. This is marginally ironic, considering most people I know would say that speechlessness has never been a problem. In fact, my stories verge on such a length that I can't remember the last time I told one without first apologizing for the length, then apologizing again once I've realized that I've relayed an irrelevant tangent, and then apologizing one last time, when I finally reach the climax and forget what I was talking about? Oh yea, about how with a dog you never get bored.
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